Proof that Women are just as shallow as men! (test yourself)

Recent discussions have spawned curiosity about male and female relations. Apparently, "there are no good men" in the world and we are all shallow, heartless dogs. I, however, believe that women are JUST as shallow, if not more so than men. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely shallow men out there, that's a fact. But that's not what this is about. This is about the women who think that only men are shallow. I have an experiment, and I would like for any woman/girl/lady who reads this to participate. Answer the following questions HONESTLY, and then read the conclusion. Age, location, "being in love with the person in question' and 'knowing someone' are NOT factors in answering these questions. Also, I use the word "I" as in referring to "myself", but I'm not, I'm referring to the "sample men" that are described in each question, so I, David Doughty, am also NOT a factor in the test, so don't use it as an excuse to cheat. Note: I am not one of the close-minded people I speak of. Unlike *SOME* women (AND men, of course), I don't create an ultimate discrimination of an entire gender and I'm aware that not *ALL* women think in the way I am describing. That's what this test is for. If you are a shallow woman (and trust me, alot of you are), then I can prove that. But if you aren't, then you have nothing to fear, and you can prove to yourself that you aren't a narrow-minded hypocrite. :D

1. I walk up to you and say, "You are very pretty and intelligent; you are very important to me, and I would take a bullet for you. Would you go out with me?" I am quite unattractive, and very unappealing. What is your answer?

2. I walk up to you, slap you on your behind, give it a pinch and say, "You are ugly, nobody likes you, but I'm a nice guy, I'll let you date me to make you look good. What do you say, slut?" I am still quite unattractive. Maybe even Gilbert Gottfried ugly. What is your answer?

3. I walk up to you and say, "You are very pretty and intelligent; you are very important to me, and I would take a bullet for you. Would you go out with me?" I'm very cute and handsome, maybe even dreamy. What is your answer?

4. I walk up to you, slap you on your behind, give it a pinch and say, "You are ugly, nobody likes you, but I'm a nice guy, I'll let you date me to make you look good. What do you say, slut?" I am a gorgeous version of your 'dream guy'; handsome, etc. What is your answer?




Now, I know every one of you has answered differently, but I guarantee that these are the average answers:

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Maybe

Here are the "sample men" in Laymen's terms:

1. Unattractive polite guy who would die for you.
2. Unattractive douchebag who treats you like garbage.
3. Sexy polite guy who would die for you.
4. Sexy douchebag who treats you like garbage.

Now, questions 2 and 3 are pretty much acceptable. Why not? There is nothing wrong with rejecting a guy who treats you like garbage, or ACCEPTING a guy who would die for you. Therefore, they are NOT being used to determine your test results. So, we have two sample men left, 1 and 4.

1. Unattractive polite guy who would die for you.
4. Sexy douchebag who treats you like garbage.

If you answered the following questions with the following answers, then YES, you are a shallow woman:

1. No
4. Yes/Maybe

Now, think about this. Is it politically correct to say "He is a very well-spoken black man?" No. It should be "He is a very well-spoken man." The fact that he is black is irrelevant to his public speaking ability. Now, for the shallow women, let's pretend for a minute that you AREN'T shallow, and you don't pay attention to a guys looks and base your decision primarily upon what a guy looks like; whereas the fact that a man is black has no bearing on his speaking ability, the fact that a man (or woman) is attractive or unattractive is irrelevant to how much of a good person they are especially when it comes to romance. So, let's view your results without the "appearance variable"....

1. You would NOT date a polite guy who would die for you.
4. You WOULD/MIGHT date douchebag who treats you like garbage.

Now, tell me how in the HELL does that make any damn sense?

Ladies and gentlemen, the theory has become a fact. For, it has been proven that the lady can be just as shallow as the gentleman.

And remember:

"A person doesn't have to be perfect to be the perfect person for YOU...."

- Dr. Elliot Reed