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20080913

Psycho Football

I just heard this story, and I thought I'd share it, haha. It's 100% true.
My aunt is a nurse, and she used to work at a psyche-ward.
One day, a patient threw an imaginary football at her after saying
"Go long, nurse!!!"
She played along and 'caught' it, and said,
"I got it! I got it!"
The patient got an angry look on his face and said,
"Wha-....NO YOU DIDN'T YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!"
Then he ran at her laughing wildly, and she locked herself in a closet
until somebody came to help her.

20080908

Awesome Cemetery Coincidence

I live a block away from a small gravesite called Magnolia Cemetery. About a year ago, I looked up my house on GoogleEarth. I was estatic to see this image. It turns out, that while looking at the cemetery from a bird's-eye-view, an image of a cartoonish ghost figure appears. Creepy, huh? Don't believe me? Go to GoogleEarth, look up 'Hartsville High School', zoom in to about neighborhood size, and turn the compass N all the way down to face south, (turn it upsidedown). You shouldn't have any trouble seeing it, here is my prntscrn image: