I just heard this story, and I thought I'd share it, haha. It's 100% true.
My aunt is a nurse, and she used to work at a psyche-ward.
One day, a patient threw an imaginary football at her after saying
"Go long, nurse!!!"
She played along and 'caught' it, and said,
"I got it! I got it!"
The patient got an angry look on his face and said,
"Wha-....NO YOU DIDN'T YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!"
Then he ran at her laughing wildly, and she locked herself in a closet
until somebody came to help her.
